BIO: I read stuff, I bake stuff, I rant about stuff. Book in one hand, cupcake in the other, machete for a mind. I find myself endlessly entertaining. You might too. Or you might not, but you’d be lying to yourself.
A testament to my good character: “What do you get if you mix Xena, any WWE female wrestler, a librarian, a female metal drummer and a chef extraordinaire together? You get cupcakesandmachetes that’s what. This lady may look innocent on the outside but she’ll cut you and stuff you with lemon cupcakes before you can finish reading her book review.”