It’s not often that I really tear a book that I didn’t like down, but two years ago I did just that to a book that I really hated. Every few months now I get someone pissed off at me for it and it’s the funniest thing. Mostly, they yell at me for my profanity or try to insult my intelligence for not seeing it’s apparently very fucking hidden splendor. Even better is when they tell me what I should or should not put in my book reviews.
[I’m imagining you all laughing maniacally along with me right here.]
The very best part is that when you check out this book’s Goodreads page, my review is the very first one to come up. Because, thanks to these fuck nuggets, every time they’ve commented, more people have liked it. By trying to knock me down, they’ve risen me to the top ranks and now everyone will see what I have to say about that book.
Teach those fuckers to try to tell me to do anything. MWAHAHA.
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I like the nugget phrase a lot and will try to inject it into my conversations with mates for the next few months. I’m off to read your review.
I hope that you do call your mates fuck nuggets lol.
I called one of them this last night before we watched Deadpool. He reeled back in shock and then burst into laughter
Yes! That is awesome lol.
bahaha I enjoyed the review and the comments.
Thanks! Pissing off ladies is apparently my forte on the interwebz.
I can’t imagine why?
LOVED the review and reading the sanctimonious comments and your slap downs of them. Absolutely brilliant!😁
Haha thanks! I wonder what those people actually expect? For me to apologize for swearing? NEVER. Change my review? NEVER. 😛
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Haha I remember how mad you were about this book after you read it. 😛 Yay for your review jetting right on up to the top on GR! That’s awesome! 😀
Love the Ursula gif btw. 😛
YOU GOT THE WRONG BITCH. BITCH. My hatred for it is never going to die since they keep fanning the flames so that I can’t forget that it exists. Stupid fucks. 😛
Hahaha Perfect place for a Todrick Hall reference. 😛
I almost put it in the comments on that review lmao.
I was lucky enough to catch that shit while I was browsing Goodreads this morning. How are people going to tone police you on your own goddamn page??! There are ways to disagree with a review if you want to have a chat about it. Saying, “I’m offended that you put ‘fuck’ on your own page. THE NERVE!” is not the way to do it. 12/10 I was amused.
Haha! Well I’m glad that people are getting as much joy out of it as I have. I have to remember not to bother getting angry about it, it’s just so ridiculous. One of them published their own book and the petty part of me wants to read it and review it.
“Petty copter live and on scene” 😀