- “Can’t you do it faster?” – Well of course I could. I could just pick some random ass bottle off the shelf, throw it in the RX bottle, not even look at your other meds in case they interact and just hand it to you. Hell, you don’t even have to pay for it!
- Drop off compound, expect it done in 15 minutes. – Why no, we don’t have to combine all of the raw ingredients and use special procedures to mix them together.
- Hand us your used tube of vaginal cream. – Even if you didn’t touch your vagina when using this, we’re still skeeved out.
- “Why isn’t it on the $4 list?” – This isn’t Wal-Mart.
- Insist that the LACK of blue dye in your oxycodone 30 mg upsets your stomach, so could you please swap these white ones with blue ones. – No, and way to out yourself that you’re selling them on the street.