5 out of 5 stars
This is my review, I can do what I want, and so I’m going to compare this one to a slow-building orgasm.
Oh yes, you heard me right.
Let me explain:
Through three-quarters of this I was having a pleasant time, it was good but I wasn’t seeing what was so special about it. There is a lot hype surrounding it, much like the popular, cute guy in high school that every girl wants to lose their virginity to but then your friend sleeps with him and informs you that, he was only mediocre. That’s how I was feeling on this little escapade. Then, the last quarter hits and rocks your fucking world.
So yeah, I’ll definitely be back for more.
cupcakesandmachetes 
Oooh-la-la, that’s quite the saucy little review! 😉 I think any author would be happy with having their work described as a 5 star slow-building orgasm. lol
Wow, apparently I was reading way too much about biology late last night for research for part of my book and I started to type out “organism” instead of “orgasm”. lmao
It was the only thing I could think to compare it to for some reason lol. It’s an accurate comparison though. 😉
Omfg, the pure blunt awesomeness of this means I HAVE to look this shit up.
It’s like The Three Musketeers meets epic fantasy. It was pretty great.
Short, succinct – funny! Excellent 😀
Thanks!