Finding a girl that enjoys playing video games is rare. Finding a hot girl that plays video games is one in a million.
Perhaps it is this reason that leads me hate virtually every girl gamer I’ve met. Reasons listed below:
1. They think just because they’re a girl and play video games, it automatically means they’re the coolest girl ever.
2. They frequently use the fact that they have a vagina to get attention from random creeps online. And giggle happily about it.
3. 95% of the time they suck at the game. Focus on my vagina, forget game mechanics!
4. They think all other girl gamers want to be BFFs and “Us girls gotta stick together!”
Consequently, the other option is girls that don’t play any video games. Nagging ensues…..boy is miserable…….girl makes boy choose between the two……girl loses.
The couple that games together, stays together.
Or at least that’s my logic. Now fuck off, it’s time to play some World of Warcraft.